Mayor's Office Investigates City's Headless Mouse Infestation
The Mayor's Office is investigating City's infestation of Headless-Tailless-Legless mice.
In a statement given in the market district of City, Mayor Erik North stated, "I will appoint a committee to investigate this supposed headless mouse infestation…if such a thing exists. I am an open-minded Mayor."
When questioned if the arrival of the headless mice is related to the people's ecstatic election of Mayor Erik North, the glorious Mayor responded, "I do not believe in coincidences. If these mice exist, they may lack extremities but they are not without meaning. It is my pledge to you decode this mystery and explain it to you so even a simpleton could understand."
The citizen of City rejoiced at the Mayor's statements and proposed taxing themselves voluntarily if necessary to see the mystery of the headless mice solved.
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